Don't Eat That

this post is about one half of the the world's population.

girls.

here just one little thing that i don't understand.

some girls say they want a MAN. like, "i don't want a pussy, i already have one"

then some other girls say that want that sweet guy who listens and writes them cards and likes to play with their hair while lying down in a park on a sunny day... stuff like that. the details are not important.

so i'm not entirely sure how to tackle this issue.

i suppose i should have a balanced approach: give the girl a box of chocolates just because (apparently girls like that... surprises, that kind of thing), then tell her she can only have one piece a day because she needs to lose weight (girls want someone who will be honest).

or if she's trying to make a really tough decision like, "baby, should i wear the black dress or the red one?" so i tell her, "you should, without a doubt wear the black one." she says, "really?" and me, so as not to be too pushy with my opinion reply, "umm.......... whatever, you like babe. i love you if you wear the black, the red, the polka dotted, stripes, shredded, poofy sleeves... you ALWAYS look one hundred and ten million percent beautiful to me."

seems i have some thinking to do.