Living • Existing

Touche, my friend. Touche. Let's get living! Now where did I put that bottle of vodka?

Just kidding.

still alive.

haven't updated in a while... i'm back in cali now but wish i were in hawaii. summer was fuuunnn. anyway, i'm still alive folks. :D

love and lies

My thoughts on love based on past experiences:

Love is about committing to the lies you tell someone. Can't make excuses.

Are you randy, baby?!

Flim Jazz!

As the Sun Rises on 2009

the first thing i'd like to do when the sun comes up on January 1st: to be lip-locked with somebody really amazing. we all know that's probably not gonna happen.

well happy new year folks! hope you have a great one.

Don't Eat That

this post is about one half of the the world's population.

girls.

here just one little thing that i don't understand.

some girls say they want a MAN. like, "i don't want a pussy, i already have one"

then some other girls say that want that sweet guy who listens and writes them cards and likes to play with their hair while lying down in a park on a sunny day... stuff like that. the details are not important.

so i'm not entirely sure how to tackle this issue.

i suppose i should have a balanced approach: give the girl a box of chocolates just because (apparently girls like that... surprises, that kind of thing), then tell her she can only have one piece a day because she needs to lose weight (girls want someone who will be honest).

or if she's trying to make a really tough decision like, "baby, should i wear the black dress or the red one?" so i tell her, "you should, without a doubt wear the black one." she says, "really?" and me, so as not to be too pushy with my opinion reply, "umm.......... whatever, you like babe. i love you if you wear the black, the red, the polka dotted, stripes, shredded, poofy sleeves... you ALWAYS look one hundred and ten million percent beautiful to me."

seems i have some thinking to do.